Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

My brother Graham has been fined £650 costs for drink drinking, got a two year suspended sentence and ordered to do 150 community service.

Honestly, I don't know what to say - how can the lad bring shame on the family name like that? It just reminds people of my teantrums playing for England, my threat to leave United unless I got paid more and my flings with high class prostitutes and grab a grannies.