Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 July 2012

The Guardian printed:

For a lethal cocktail of terrified defenders, sublime football and deadly finishing a Robin van Persie-Wayne Rooney combination would appear difficult to trump. But Sir Alex Ferguson's proposed acquisition of the Arsenal striker throws up a reservation: with the pair's similar styles, and Manchester United's need for a dominant midfielder, should a sizeable slice of the budget go on a player who is nearly 29, with no sell-on value and who has just one injury-free, prolific goal-scoring season behind him?

Well as they said...." If he wants a cocktail of terrified defenders?


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