Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 July 2012

New Manchester United signing Shinji Kagawa has been named as part of a strong squad for their pre-season tour of South Africa.

The summer capture from Borussia Dortmund features alongside fellow new recruit Nick Powell in a squad including the likes of Paul Scholes, Rio Ferdinand, Michael Carrick, Chicharito and Antonio Valencia.

But myself, Phil Jones and Ashley Young following our disastrous involvement in Euro 2012, will be given time to run our race horses... I mean regain our energy in readiness for taking back the title from Man City!

Quiet right too!