Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 July 2012

How things can change in a matter of weeks in football...

Three weeks ago Andy Carroll scored the opening goal for enger-land v Sweden when I was suspended, we won the game and everyone was happy, and raving aboot Carroll fitting in Hodgson's new england system.
Now he is being touted out on loan because he don't fit into new Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers plans... AC Milan, Newcastle, even West Ham...

Perhaps Fergie should sign him for when I'm suspended...

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