Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 May 2012

I tried to lift the gloom after our defeat in the crucial Manchester derby with takin' the missus Coleen out for meal at the Alderley Edge restaurant Gusto.

What do I find? The bloody Italian, who scored in the 1-0 win over Man Utd last Monday, sitting across the room. Especially when the City boss was enjoying himself with a noisy bunch of pals.

The Mirror published a story abart it. Still, a nice photo of a certain female on the page!

My high-class prossie Jenny


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