Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Fancy playing me as the lone forward against Man City!

The gits have overturned our 8 point lead in three weeks!

Their so called... of never mind, it'll be all the more sweeter when we do get back to the top and win the league.

They have Newcastle away and QPR at home to play.

We have Swansea at home, and Sunderland away on the 13th!

I wonder how much City would pay me to join them?


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