The Pope - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Dear Diary,

At long last my lifetime dream has come true and I will schedule many events in the United States next Spring. Maybe go by and check out that Obama guy who may be their next president. Perhaps he could procure for me some tapes of the Rev. Wright sermons to pass along in my own way. Maybe change the "chickens coming home to roost" to their "swallows come back to Capistrano" if I go west.

I almost forgot why I wrote this down. My dream HAS come true and come next Spring in the united States in Indianapolis, THE POPEMOBILE shall be the pace car at the Indy 500!

Note to self: Have popemobile checked to see if any equipment on it is illegal.

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