The Pope - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 September 2008

"The sun shineth on the righteous" so the good book says.

I read that bit today and I believe the Lord is asking me to go green.

The church needs to go 'green'. There is a lot of gold here in the Vatican and to hide it from prying eyes, I intend building an auiditorium in St. Mark's Square with solar panels.

I also plan to demolish that chimney - far too smokey and reminds me of my days a Ravensbruuck. I am building a popemobile out of a smart car too.


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