The Pope - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 October 2008

I was driving through the streets of the Vatican City anonymously of course in my VW Beetle. I like to drive now and again, instead of being driven.

This policeman pulled me up and said "I suspect you of drink driving."

I said; "Do you know who I am?" I then showed him my ring.

He was amazed at stopping the Pope himself. He said; "Sorry your Holiness, but I still think you're driving under the influence"

"No sir!" I said.

"Well what's that there?" he said pointing at a bottle of wine on the passenger seat.

"Oh, it's a bottle of Holy water I'm taking for a baptism service." I said.

The cop was not convinced and asked for the bottle. I gave him the bottle as I was sure he'd see that I was telling the truth.

As he popped the cork, a rich aroma of grapes filled the air and the police officer said; "This is'nt water, it's wine."

"GOOD LORD! He's done it again!" I said.

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