The Pope - My Fake Diary

Friday, 19 December 2008

Dear Diary,

That was so in-bare-assing reading about that page of you that I ripped off to wipe myself with. It must have stuck to my shoe, because I saw the photo of it in TheSpoof.

Now everyone can see it.

The next time the bishits are wanking and can't come to wipe me, I promise I'll use the pages from this huge Bible here.

HEY CAN SOMEBODY COME WIPE ME! ITS REALLY REALLY MESSY THIS TIME. AND BRING SOME NEW ROBES!

where the hell are those bishits

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