The Pope - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

December 9th - Homies been bitching about having to bust their asses in December.

"Fuck that shit", I tell them.

"Jesus busted his own ass on the muthafuckin cross for y'all to be here now, and you bitchin bout his birthday? Fuck you, pussy-asses. Bust your ass for Christmas or I'll pop your skull with a 9mm."

Homies listened...I think the lesson was learned, my brothers....


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