The Pope - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

I've had these burnings in my loins lately and decided that it's about time to invite the Vienna Boys Choir in for a visit. They can entertain me in more ways than one.

Maybe my desires are caused by seeing a picture some little tourist girl was carrying around. I looked it up on line and am now in love with the Jonas Brothers. I've watched a bunch of their stuff on line and have ordered Jonas Brothers clothing, backpacks, a lunch box, and a bunch of school supplies.

I hope these guys are not a passing thing, like Hansen a few years ago. I also hope that they take a long time to grow up.

I wonder if they would do a command performance for the Vatican? Were any of them ever altar boys?

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