The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 9 January 2010

Warren Beatty got laid by 13,000 women? If he's Catholic, he's going to make candle stock go up in California and start a forest fire when he hits the confessional.

Thirteen thousand women. I don't think my church has got that many total altar boys for the American priests. I haven't had that many nuns.

Looks like I'd better get a viagra prescription and start playing catch up. I'm in Italy now...and everyone knows that the best lovers are Italian (even if I am German).