The Pope - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

I got called away from my private "altar boy" time with the news that another famous Catholic has died. This time, it was Ted Kennedy in the United States. They ruined my "instructional" time with Pedro for this?

Okay, tell the Secretary to send the usual form letter and I'll sign it later.

Since it was Ted Kennedy, of course, I'll have to have a drink in his honor...probably Irish Wiskey or a Boston Lager.

If I had my secretary say in the letter she types for me that "Ted Kennedy bridged the gap between the old guard politicians and the new ones," I wonder if anyone would notice that I used the "B" word?