The Pope - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 August 2009

Pictures are coming out! Pictures of me in an embarrassing position are being posted on the internet!

No, I don't have some altar boy or nun bent over the altar. It's not that kind of picture!

Last April, I celebrated my Fuhrer's birthday by wearing my old Hitler Youth Uniform and goosestepping around the Vatican. I guess someone saw me and has kept the video private until now.

Today, they tell me that it is posted on You Tube and that millions of people are watching it.

We could tell them it was a costume party!

I wish everyone would stop hating Uncle Adolf so that I could hurry up and make him a saint, along with Goering, Goebbels, and Himmler. i sure know that I'd pray to those saints!