Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

I suppose with Chelsea winning the Champions League, Roberto Di Matteo will get the managers job full-time. Another waste of a stamp when I sent my CV.

Maybe he needs a director of football. I'm quite prepared to stay in the background and offer advice when he needs it for a £2 million a year.

If I don't get a job at Chelsea, I'll have to make do with Aston Villa or Liverpool. Beggars can't be choosers.