Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 May 2012

Chelsea have won the Champions League Final for the first time after beating Bayern Munich on penalties.

It is rare for an English team to beat a German team on penalties.
As England manager in 2001, I did of course orchestrate a 5-1 win in 90 minutes over a German team that went on to reach the World Cup Final less than a year later.

People forget what a great England manager I was. Thanks to Piers Morgan and the Daily Mirror they only remember that I shagged my fellow swede Ulrika!