Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 29 May 2012
Congratulations to the Swedish singer Loreen who won Eurovision on saturday. She couldnt have done it without me I feel.
I sent her a letter, some chocolates and a bunch of flowers telling to to be cool, suave and play to her strengths. I told her she will go far.
I also gave her my London address and contact number. I'm hoping she's going to visit me to thank me for my advice. Hubba-bubba!
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