Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Congratulations to the Swedish singer Loreen who won Eurovision on saturday. She couldnt have done it without me I feel.

I sent her a letter, some chocolates and a bunch of flowers telling to to be cool, suave and play to her strengths. I told her she will go far.

I also gave her my London address and contact number. I'm hoping she's going to visit me to thank me for my advice. Hubba-bubba!