Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

I did not make the Sunday Times Richest List?

Last time i worked it out on the back of an envelope while in a hotel with Helen Wood and Jennifer Thomson - what a night that was - I made it about £30 million.

Lazio £2m, England £20m, Ivory Coast £1m, Mexico £1m, Man City £2m, Notts County £2m, and Leicester City £2m.

Thank god for the £20 million from the FA or I'd be slumming it in three star hotels with two star girls!


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