Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 April 2012

Liverpool have parted ways with 'Director of Football' Damien Collywobble.

Vell, that would be a job that would suit me down to the ground.
Providing I can get a translator for Mr Dalglish. Or preferably some gaffer tape to selotape his mouth over. Permanently when their is a camera or microphone nearby.