Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 March 2012

So the YTS manager at Chelsea, Aston Villa Bonehead has been sacked after less than a season in charge.

I've not heard back from the Football Association yet after I reapplied for my old role as England coach. Well, if they don't hurry up and get in touch with me, I might have to spite them and take the Chelsea job.

Chelsea play in West London, close to my very expensive house. On the down side, they do have to play every week, sometimes twice, I found this to be a problem when working at Leicester, Man City and Notts County. Perhaps I can persuade Mr Abramovitch to make the club part-time, just compete in the Champions League. That would be fine and dandy. Give me more time to spend lunching the ladies.

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