Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 10 March 2012
Vellll, I have been doing the managerial merry go round calculations and here is how I see it.
If Pep Guardialo goes to Chelsea as the new manager, there will be a vacancy at Barcelona.
If Jose Mourinho goes to Chelsea as the new manager, there will be a vacancy at Real Madrid.
If If Harry Redknapp accepts the vacant England job, there will be a vacancy at Tottenham.
So if Chelsea, Real Madrid, Barcelona or Tottenham want me, I am available.
Or, more realistically, if a billionaire arab or saudi buys a League Two club, I'll send them a begging letter offering myself as Director of Football for £2 million upfront.