Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Yesterday I decided to apply for my old job as manager of England, and I sent the Football Association my CV. I haven't heard anything yet. I thought they would have been on the blower first thing this morning. Maybe there was a problem at the post office - they must not have got it. Have they forgotten the 5-1 win over Germany. Outrageous really.