Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

My agent has told the Daily Mirror he is negotiating a move for me to the Chinese Football League.

Hopefully seeing my name linked with jobs will remind Chelsea, Tottenham or England (again) I am available, but then again... Chinese women! If they're good enough for Charlie Sheen they're good enough for me!

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