Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

SO England got beat by Holland at Wembley in a friendly last night, 3-2 from a late goal, it was quite an inexperienced team that Stuart Pearce put out. However, with the game out of the way, I expect the FA will call me today about the vacancy since Fabio 'resigned'.

Poor Stuart, his international career will be over after just one game, but lets face it, I managed the team to a 5-1 win in Germany. Could Stuart ever hope to match that?

I better clean my teeth and comb my hair over, the press and the cameras will be camped outside my door in an hour or so when the news leaks.

Hurry up and ring telephone!