Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary
Monday, 5 March 2012
So Chelsea have sacked Andre Villas-Boas and my name is not near the top of the list to replace him.
Obviously my name is not Portugese enough for them. Perhaps I should grow a moustache and dye my hair black. And I should buy myself a long coat and turn the collar up. Hmmm, maybe this new look will pull in a few new girlfriends as well...
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