Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

I have decided to throw my hat in the ring and sent my CV to the Football Association to re-apply for the England job that I left in 2006.
I have bags of experience, I managed the team in Two World cups and One Euro, plus I orchestrated the finest result in English footballs history when winning 5-1 in Germany.

I am prepared to accept the same money as Fabio Capello - £6 million per year - even though he never managed a team that won 5-1 in Germany.