Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

Trevor 'Sit on the fence' Brooking, woops sorry, to give him his full title, Sir Trevor 'sit on the fence' Brooking says it may be two months before England appoint a manager for Euro 2012.

Well hello clever Trevor! Did you not get my CV - the one where I put in bold headlines 'managed England to 5-1 win in Germany'

This sounds like a blatant money saving plan by the Football Association. A salary of six million a year works out at half a million quid a month, so in two months they will save a million pounds.

Tight fisted bastards. Just give me the effing job. It cost me 20p to get that CV printed in Rymans, and another 36p for the stamp!