Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 January 2012

I've been thinking. You know I've done well out of England over the years.

I was made England Manager - won nothing, but got paid well.
2007 Manager of Man City, left by mutual consent in 2008, with a £m pay-off.
Banked my compensation after getting sacked from the Mexico job, and joined Notts County. Won nothing, my wages bancrupt the club and I ran away again.
Left the Côte d'Ivoire national team job cause they would not pay me more, then joined Leicester City. Spent a fortune on signings. then ran away again, leaving them 13th in the league.

I love England!