Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Dear Diary -

I just recently met little Jackie Evancho and I must say that she is a very talented little girl. She reminds me of myself when I was her age.

We are both fans of Donny Osmond so we may just record a CD of our favorite Donny Osmond songs.

Jackie was thrilled when I told her that I had met Donny and that he had kissed me on my cheek.

I got a call two days ago from Sharon Osbourne asking me to record a CD of songs by her husband Ozzy Osbourne's old band Black Sabbath.

I told her that there was no way in hell that I would even remotely think about doing such a thing. Sharon called me an old stick-in-the-mud.

Well as far as I'm concerned Sharon Osbourne is a low-down, bottom-feeding, bitch with fake red hair, fake red nail polish, and fake boobs.

Susan Boyle AKA SuBo

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