Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Dear Diary -
I really liked appearing on Dancing With The Stars. I liked watching the dancers. They look so cute, especially Chaz Bono.
I noticed that he and I kinda have the same body.
I did not like that English judge Len Goodman. I could see that he was ogling me up and down and wishing that he could have his way with me.
Well the only male that I would even remotely think about having him have his way with me is Donny Osmond.
Ah yes, Donny me boy. He has got some very pretty lips.