Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Dear Diary -

I really liked appearing on Dancing With The Stars. I liked watching the dancers. They look so cute, especially Chaz Bono.

I noticed that he and I kinda have the same body.

I did not like that English judge Len Goodman. I could see that he was ogling me up and down and wishing that he could have his way with me.

Well the only male that I would even remotely think about having him have his way with me is Donny Osmond.

Ah yes, Donny me boy. He has got some very pretty lips.

Susan Boyle