Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 May 2011

You'd never guess.. I've been talking to Donny Osmand in an internet chatroom. He is just as nice in reality as he is to meet. He said that if I was ever in Doncaster (where he keeps his UK mansion)he would give me a nice cream pie. I prefer custard but they might not get that in America.
In fact, dear diary I am going to meet him in June. He said some of his brothers might be there and that they will all give me a cream pie and if the weather's nice a spit roast too!! I offered to bring a pig, but they said they had one coming.
Such nice boys. I'll take my autograph book.

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