Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 20 March 2011
Dear Diary -
I have always been a big fan of Donny Osmond. But lately I have noticed that I have really become obsessed with him even more.
Yesterday I found myself daydreaming that he and I were having a picnic on the grounds of Windsor Castle.
And just this morning, I caught myself writing on a notepad: Susan Osmond, Susan Osmond, Susan Osmond.
What the hell is wrong with me? I think I have to make an appointment to see a therapist before I start fantasizing that I want to have the lad's baby.
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