Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary
Friday, 25 March 2011
Dear Diary -
I cannot believe it. I still find myself daydreaming about Donny Osmond on a daily basis.
He is the only man who makes me feel all giddy inside and goose pimply on the outside.
A while ago I poured me a bowl of fruit to try and take my mind off of the man of my dreams.
And goodness me, if I did not see Donny's face staring back at me in one of the strawberries.