Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 March 2011

Dear Diary -

I cannot believe it. I still find myself daydreaming about Donny Osmond on a daily basis.

He is the only man who makes me feel all giddy inside and goose pimply on the outside.

A while ago I poured me a bowl of fruit to try and take my mind off of the man of my dreams.

And goodness me, if I did not see Donny's face staring back at me in one of the strawberries.

Oh well.

Susan