Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 October 2008

So there is this doe; a deer, a female deer, who is making trouble in order to be admitted on my team. She is sending letters to the editor and leaving deer droppings outside my door at night in the shape of letters that spell out, "Santa is a chauvenist."

I am getting ready to find my shotgun and fill her full of lead. In any case, I'm hungry and the freezer is getting low.