Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 2 October 2021

Well my dear diary, it is now October 2nd, and I suppose that I had better begin with the recruitment of elves, and Reindeers.

Now, ever since that tribunal back in 2013, I have to be careful, but I learnt my lesson, that on Christmas Eve I have to share the Mince Pie and Milk, and not eat and drink it all myself, as the Elves resent it as they did the work in producing the toys, and the Reindeers chauffeur me all over the place.

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