Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 4 January 2018

Well, that's it all done for another year then? No thanks from those kids I bust my guts for, no thanks from those parents. More than £200 spent on each house, and only a mince pie and some carrots for payment?

I may as well retrain as a nurse, the amount I get in return for my time and investment. Still, the government is removing its subsidy, and pumping it all into Amazon's tax dodging processes again, so it is not all bad, I suppose. Bring on the machines, and the computers, that what I say.


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