Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 November 2017

I'm thinking of skipping the United States this year. Not only am I worried about Trump shooting me down, but most of the American kids have already ordered everything they want online. I have to dodge the UPS and Fed Express vehicles and planes every Christmas Eve now. Christmas just ain't what it use to be!

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