Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 15 December 2022

So I took the sleigh in for his MOT. Terry said that it would be ready for the 18th, which will give me a week to get it packed, all of the addresses, and in which order put into the Sat-Nav, and to check that the Reindeers are all fine.

Sometimes, I think it would be better to just get a small plane. Seven Reindeers compared to two massive engines, it just sounds a lot better, but since a lot of my work is being done by Amazon these days, none of this seems to matter as much as it used to,


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