Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 November 2022

Well, my dear diary, only a month until Christmas, and I still haven't done anything. Everyone texts me what they want, sends a link to my website, and jobs a good one.

I know that the post won't be like it should be this year, so I will be waiting for some presents at the last moment, and I also know that that will disappoint some families and children who rely on the goodwill of Christmas to get them through winter.

Still. I won't blame the postal workers for Christmas not being what it could be. I am not a conservative minister you know.


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