Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 August 2012

Santa Claus is coming to town - in August!

A general goods retailer in Eastbourne is hosting a Santa's workshop this weekend, despite forecasters predicting up to 32C heat in the seaside town.

ESK, which has departments ranging from DIY to garden, hardware and pets, will not be selling any Christmas products over the weekend, but will have "the actual" Santa on hand making children's toys and handing out sweets amid a grotto of animated Christmas characters.

How very dare they!!!

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