Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 April 2012

I see Rupert Murdoch has been giving evidence at the Leveson inquiry this week.

I'm glad to see him in the sh*t. I've never forgiven him for the front page story the News Of The World ran on five years ago - 'I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS'

I admit I was in the house delivering presents, and I did have a bite of mince pie, but as for the rest - I was a perfect gentleman.

NOTW claimed they had video footage - Mrs Claus was not happy - I ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor for a week.

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