Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

We have received various requests for pressies already for this years Christmas.

The most popular being:

20,438 requests for A deportation Order for Tony Blair

1,124,392 requests for Bullets, letter bombs, or poison for David Cameron
2,283,007 requests for the Death Sentence for George Osborne…

They do like a laugh the British don't they?