Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 April 2012

Christmas is of course a busy time for me with the deliveries and sitting in shopping malls taking children's wish-lists.

Just as well I have sky plus to record Midnight Mass, Songs of Praise and the Christmas Day Eastenders special.

It was recommended to me by the actor Ross Kemp, his nan uses it to tape the snooker and watch it bah-ah-hack.