Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 March 2012

At last were getting some warm weather her in lapland. Do a bit of sunbathing with the wife.

It's great only having to work one month a year, and live on housing benefit, tax credits, buy to let rents and investments for the other 11, but it does get boring. Starting this week, I'm going to start writing my novel. Been thinking about it for years, but just been too lazy.

If I get it finished before Christmas, I could end up delivering it too all the households I have to visit - how ironic would that be!