Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 22 August 2012
I see that the demand for Swiss clocks as presents has fallen again, this year - We blame this on Sven Goran Eriksson!
There has been a very big rise in demand for sniper rifles - We blame this on David Cameron and George Osborne!
There has been a large rise in demand for two-headed dummies - We blame this on John Prescott!
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