Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

I see that the demand for Swiss clocks as presents has fallen again, this year - We blame this on Sven Goran Eriksson!

There has been a very big rise in demand for sniper rifles - We blame this on David Cameron and George Osborne!

There has been a large rise in demand for two-headed dummies - We blame this on John Prescott!