Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 August 2012

Some more request early letters received here at our headquarters in Rovaniemi, Lapland:

David William Donald Cameron - Requested as a Christmas gift - A grain of Compassion.

Edward Samuel Miliband - Requested as a Christmas gift - A joke book.

John Leslie Prescott, Baron Prescott - Requested as a Christmas gift - 'How to tell the truth' book by Wurzel Gummage