Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Some request early letters received here at our headquarters in Rovaniemi, Lapland:

Nicholas William Peter "Nick" Clegg - Requested as a Christmas gift - A time-machine.

George Gideon Oliver Osborne - Requested as a Christmas gift - A 100gm of sympathy lozenges.

William Jefferson Hague - Requested as a Christmas gift - A photo of a proletariat voter.

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