Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 December 2011

Don't really feel like doing Christmas this year. All that gift wrapping, sorting it into countries of destination and then flying over the planet delivering the guff. Nah!!! Think I'll stay home and watch the NFL on cable. Any thing is better than Christmas. What with those annoying elves and reindeer subjecting my nerves to constant barrage, Mrs Claus reminding me that its only so many days til delivery day, not to mention Customs and Excise in each country I visit. Its just not worth the trouble.