Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Monday, 14 November 2011
All I'm asking for is the weekend of 24th and 25th December off and Im refused saying they can't get cover! Well look after four hundred years and delivering all the toys I think I'm owed a holiday!
My friend Lady Gaga can do it. She likes dressing up and it won't take long for her to grow a beard. As a bonus she could sing to the naughty children.
I might just call in sick!
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